Unapologetic

calumfuckmeup:

ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via ugly)

imp:

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dulect:

me addressing serious topics: yo that’s wild

(via dulect)

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(via ugly)

gradientgod:

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

(via ugly)